Better call the fire brigade, my heart is on fire
Better yet, s’il vous plait, call the police
(Five-0, five-0)

Better yet, s’il vous plait, buzz the fuzz
(Oh, buzz the fuzz)

Did you call the fire brigade?
My love is in danger
Standing in a burning house
Longing for my spouse

Calling five-0 on my baby
Five-0 on my baby

I need cooling down, you better hose me around
‘Cause no one else can chase me out of your town
They better put me on a boat in the sea
My love is fierce now baby why can’t you see?

Oh call the police

Better yet, s’il vous plait
Call the police

(Five-0, five-0)

Better yet, s’il vous plait
Buzz the fuzz.

You without me is like London without tea

I’m calling five-0 on my baby
She stole my heart and now I’m crazy