Keep your nosey posey rosey out of my business
But keep that shit clean, exchange shoveling for bowling
You can’t always knock the pins down
You can’t always get to win, my patience’s running thin

Whatever it is you keep telling yourself
Put down the gasoline and break the spell
Whoever you think justify these old things
Let yourself go and hear the choir sing

Shitbaby Sherlock
No first class with your magnifying glass

You keep looking for your clues
You’re like Vellma with tattoos
The lawdy lord will know you got a short fuse
You know, you know, you can’t always get to win
Stop talking trash, you know it’s time to get in

(It is my business to know what other people do not know)

Stop your investigation
Stop your damn calculation
Without Watson by your side
And a goddamn sense of pride
How will it come together?
You’re like Bonnie without Clyde

Shitbaby Sherlock

Shitbaby Sherlock (no gain, no champagne)
Shitbaby Sherlock (and you call me insane)
Shitbaby Sherlock (you have binoculars)
(That can’t be popular)